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The Ozword of the Day: “Artificial intelligence (again!)”

Yes, I have talked about this expression ‘artificial intelligence’ (normally abbreviated to just ‘AI’) before. 

In fact, more than once. 

The absurdity of this expression bothers me, so I keep coming back to it. 

Non-thinking journalists (a bunch of sheep!) keep rattling off ‘AI’ as if it meant something coherent. 

In the past I’ve pointed out that what computers do is super-speed calculations—and that is just calculating, not intelligence. 

But this time I want to switch the focus to the qualifying adjective ‘artificial.’ 

What does that mean? 

And what does it tell us about the reality of ‘AI’? 

The word ‘artificial’ turns up in English in the 1400s and comes from classical Latin via Anglo-Norman French. 

Its core meaning is ‘an imitation of’ (Oxford English Dictionary). 

In other words, it is not the real thing—just an imitation of the real thing. 

The Collins English Dictionary suggests that the notion of ‘artificial’ includes the concept of ‘pretending.’ 

This makes it clear that ‘AI’ chatbots are just pretending to intelligent when, in reality, they are not. 

It is all pretence—just an imitation of the real thing. 

Mind you, their act of pretending is very well done—so well done that it will fool a lot of people into thinking that when they are dealing with a chatbot they are dealing with a real (human-like) intelligence. 

They are not. 

It is all pretence. 

That’s what the word ‘artificial’ tells us. 

The reality is that in the computer science industry these so-call ‘AI’ computers have another name (their real name, that gives the game away). 

They are called LLMs—Large Language Models. 

In other words, their sham imitation of intelligence is possible because they are drawing on massive data bases of natural human language. 

These huge Large Language storehouse (held in massive banks of servers) means that the replies from chatbots comes in an imitation of natural human language—as a pretence of exhibiting natural intelligence. 

But the word ‘artificial’ gives the game away—and admits that this is all a fraud, a pretence, and we should never be fooled into believing that there is any real intelligence involved as any point! 


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Kel Richards has been reporting on the Australian language for more than 30 years, and is the author of ten books about words and language. He has been described in one newspaper article as "the wordsmith to the nation." Kel is a veteran Australian author, journalist and broadcaster. In a long and distinguished career he has hosted ABC radio's flagship daily current affairs show "AM" and his own talkback shows on commercial radio. For 12 years Kel wrote and presented the popular daily feature "Word Watch" on ABC NewsRadio. For several years Kel was a member of the Standing Committee on Spoken English (SCOSE) at the ABC. Kel presents the weekly "Words Matter" segment on Peta Credlin's program on Sky News, he writes the "Language" column for The Spectator Australia and the "Ozwords" and "Placenames" columns for Australian Geographic. Kel joins John Stanley on 2GB, 4BC, 2CC and the Nine Radio Network each week for "The Word Clinic."

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