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The Ozword of the Day: "Esar's Comic Dictionary"

This the last of the unusual little dictionaries that I shall review for a while (I promise you!) 

Tomorrow, back to the words. 

But today this delightful little book called Esar’s Comic Dictionary. 

It was written by American joke writer Evan Esar. 

The edition I have in front of me was published in 1960—so this another you may have to go ABE books (or another second-hand bookselling site) to find. 

(When I checked I found lots of copies from $3:17 to over $20 to choose from.) 

There have been many comic dictionaries over the years—the most famous is probably The Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce. 

(As an example, Bierce defines a ‘canon’ as ‘a weapon used to adjust national borders.’) 

So how good are Evan Esar’s comic definitions in this little book? 

My own view is that they vary in quality—some are too strained to be clever or funny, but others are witty. 

And I use that word deliberately—because ‘wit’ is something a bit cleverer, or more insightful, that a simple joke. 

None are hootingly laugh-out-loud funny, but, as I say there is the spice of gentle wit in many of them. 

I’ll share a few with you, and you can make up your own mind. 

‘Golf’ is ‘billiards gone to grass’; ‘ignorance’ means ‘when someone finds out you don’t know something’; a ‘tax return’ is defined as ‘imaginative fiction’; ‘middle age’ is ‘ten years older than you are now’; a ‘moustache’ is ‘an eyebrow that slipped’; a ‘politician’ is ‘a person who is sworn into office, and afterwards sworn at loudly’; a ‘pessimist’ ‘someone who looks at a doughnut and sees a hole’; ‘justice’ means ‘when the ruling is in our favour’; a ‘teenager’ is ‘someone who stand half way between and adult and the TV screen’; ‘friends’ are ‘God’s apology for relatives’; ‘indigestion’ is ‘what happens when you’re forced to eat your own words.’ 

You see what I mean about wit being something a bit more subtle than a mere joke? 

At any rate, if this is your sort of thing it’s another good read in bed (or in the bath or on the beach) book. 

And that’s enough of dictionaries for the time being—tomorrow back to words.


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Kel Richards has been reporting on the Australian language for more than 30 years, and is the author of ten books about words and language. He has been described in one newspaper article as "the wordsmith to the nation." Kel is a veteran Australian author, journalist and broadcaster. In a long and distinguished career he has hosted ABC radio's flagship daily current affairs show "AM" and his own talkback shows on commercial radio. For 12 years Kel wrote and presented the popular daily feature "Word Watch" on ABC NewsRadio. For several years Kel was a member of the Standing Committee on Spoken English (SCOSE) at the ABC. Kel presents the weekly "Words Matter" segment on Peta Credlin's program on Sky News, he writes the "Language" column for The Spectator Australia and the "Ozwords" and "Placenames" columns for Australian Geographic. Kel joins John Stanley on 2GB, 4BC, 2CC and the Nine Radio Network each week for "The Word Clinic."

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